No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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