i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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