I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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