Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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