I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
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