if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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