the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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