Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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