Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
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