Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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