if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
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