What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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