Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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