...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
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