i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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