Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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