i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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