Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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