They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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