I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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