He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
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