nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Randomize
