I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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