She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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