Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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