You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
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