he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
This is the high leading the old right now
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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