I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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