I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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