i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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