I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
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