Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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