Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Randomize
