STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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