Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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