Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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