I can tuck mytits in my pants
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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