i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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