im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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