Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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