How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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