Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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