In the future we'll all be gay
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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