The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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