If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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