I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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