haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
my god I love twenty year old dicks
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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