Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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