Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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