That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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