do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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