Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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