i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Randomize
