What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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